A man walked into a pet shop and said, "I'd like a puppy for my son." "Sorry, sir," said the store owner, "we don't take trades."


What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?  A pie-thon!


Why do Bees hum, because they don't know the words.


I got stung by a bee the other day, £10 for a pot of honey!!


What is the best thing about deadly snakes? They've got poisonality.


What is a rabbits favorite music?   Hip-hop.


Two cows standing in a field, one says to the other, 'Are you worried about that mad cow disease? The other cow says 'No I'm a chicken'


Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!


What fish is famous? A star fish


Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!


Why do gorillas have big nostrils?  Because they have big fingers.


What do you get if you cross a pig and a centipede?  Bacon and Legs


Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because there was a KFC on the other side!


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