He's so hard!!

Chuck Norris



Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes together


Jack be nimble, jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

Freddy Krueger has nightmare about Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.


When it rains Chuck Norris doen't get wet, the rain gets Chuck Norris'ed.


Chuck Norris can speak Brail


2 Burglars tried to mug Chuck Norris. They ended up calling the police.


Chuck Norris doesn't need a camera. He takes mental pictures.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.


When the Boogeyman goes to bed he checks the cupboard to make sure Chuck Norris isn't hiding in there.


Chuck Norris does not sleep! He waits!    


In his Will, Chuck Norris specifies that if he dies, he will bury himself.


Chuck Norris can Wheelie an unicycle!

 Chuck Norris tells Simon what to do.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing competition with a fish.

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