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  • What did the Jewish family do when it was cold? Sit round a candle.

 

  • What did the Jewish family do when it was really cold? Light it.

 

  •  What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? 'Your to young to smoke.

 

  •  I went to the wedding of 2 television arials, rubbish wedding, great reception!

 

  • Why did the leper crash his car?
  • He left his foot on the accelerator. 

 

  •  What is the most famous Mrs in America? Mississippi

 

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