• Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone, DOCTOR - Are you choking?   PATIENT  No, I really did! 
  • Doctor Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains, DOCTOR - Pull yourself together man.
  • Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?!  DOCTOR  - Stick your foot out and trip it up! 
  • Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something?  DOCTOR  - Yes - here's a kite! 
  • Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses,  You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!
  • Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell?  DOCTOR  - Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!
  • Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?  DOCTOR  - Use a pencil till I get there...
  • Doctor Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu! DOCTOR - Didn't I see you yesterday?
  •  Doctor Doctor I think I'm a snooker ball! DOCTOR  - get to the end of the queue!
  • Doctor Doctor I think I'm a cricket ball? DOCTOR - Ozat!!!  Oh don't you start.



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