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  • Which team has nailed their formation? The hammers
  • Do the Odemwingie (okey cokey)

    You put yer transfer in
    You put yer transfer out
    In out in out, yer f*** yer club about
    You do the Odemwingie, turn yer car around
    That's what it's all about
    Ooh Odemwingie, ooh Odemwingie.

 

  •  Just found out Danny Wellbeck's dad was a bomb disposal expert. His name is Stan.
  •  What is a ghost favourite position? Goulkeeper
  • What do Lionel Messi and a magician have in common? They both do Hat - tricks.
  •  Why are footballers like babies? They both dribble.

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