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Have you heard about the rich Arab who bought a herd of cows?
He became a milk sheikh.

 

Have you heard about the Red Indian chief, Running Water?
He had two sons, one was called 'Hot', and the other 'Cold'.

 

Have you heard about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare.

 

Have you heard about the very intelligent monster?
He was called Frank Einstein.

 

Have you heard about the musical ghost?
He wrote haunting melodies.

 

Have you heard about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

 

Have you heard about the kidnapping?
He woke up. 

 

Have you heard about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite. 

 

Have you heard about the lepers playing ice hockey, had a face off in the corner.

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