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 Knock Knock, who's there?  Cheese, Cheese who? Cheese a cute girl.

 Knock Knock, who's there? Doris, Doris who? Doris locked that's why I am knocking!

Knock Knock, who's there? Cow says, cow says who? No cows say moooooo!

 Knock Knock, who's there? Butch, Butch who? Butch your little arms around me!

 Knock Knock, who's there? Cash, Cash who? No thanks but I'd like some peanuts!

 Knock knock, who's there?  Doctor, doctor who, just said it!

 Knock knock, who's there? to whom surely!!

 

 

 Knock Knock, who's there? Armageddon, Armageddon Who? Armageddon out of here.

 Knock Knock, who's there? Cuckoo catch , Cuckoo Catch Who? ...Mrs Robinson, Jesus loves you more than you will know  wo wo wo  ( sing it)

 Knock Knock, who's there? Venice, Venice who? Venice is your mother coming home

 Knock Knock, who's there?  Yah, Yah who? Yah rid'em cowboy!

 Knock Knock, who's there? Leaf, Leaf who? Leaf me alone!

 

 

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