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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?  Owlgebra.

 

How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet? A: Don't go around BRRfooted!

 

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one? A: You have to hollow out the head.

 

If the sun shines while it's snowing, what should you look for? Snowbows

 

What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together? A: A receding hare line.

 

If you live in an igloo made of snow, what's the worst thing about global warming? A: No privacy!

 

What do you get from sitting on the snow too long? A: Polaroids! Q: What's an ig? A: A snow house without a loo!

 

What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window? A: Snow and Tell.

 

What do snowmen eat for lunch ? A: Icebergers !

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