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If women ruled the world, said my wife, there'd be no wars.  That's true, I replied. Wars require strategy and logic!
Two soldiers are training:

Why have you joined the army ?

Because I'm single and I like war ... And you ?

I am married and I wanted peace!

 What did the gay red Indian use as his weapon of choice? A rain-bow!

 

 How did the octopus go to war? Well armed!

 

 War isn't about who is right, its about who is left!

 

General to private: "Have you come here to die?" Private to General: "No sir, I came here yester-die!"

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