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  •  After the wedding night

    A young man from Canada just married a beautiful girl. The day after the wedding night, friends of the groom meet him in the street and ask:

    "So how did the wedding night go ?"

    Oh no my friends, I wont tell you anything, it's really too intimate, "replied the young guy

    "Dont be a pussy, tell us more!"

    Well maybe you will not believe me, but she was mad at me! And excited with this. Quite simply, if I wanted, I could have screwed her !
  • Marriage - an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
  • Today is my wife's birthday,' announces Paul to his mate, Steve.'
             What are you getting for her?' enquires Steve.
             'Make me an offer!' responds Paul with a grin.
  • Grooms, once you marry, please remember that whenever you have a discussion with your future wife, always remember these two last words: "Yes dear"
  • This is a guy who is getting married, he goes to confess a few hours before the ceremony.
            When the priest finished, he asks:
            - What do you command me as penitence, Father?
            - No, my son you're getting married, it is already good enough as that! .. " 
  • What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -
    Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving
  •  A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: ‘Wife wanted’.  The very next day he received hundreds of letters that all said the same thing: ‘You can have mine.’
  • Marriage is not a word. It’s a sentence…a life sentence!
  • A man is incomplete until he is married.  Then he is really finished.
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