HOME > CLASSIC JOKES > WHAT DO YOU CALL

 'WHAT DO YOU CALL' JOKES

 

 

 

  • What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?  Cliff
  • What do you call a man in a bush? Russell
  •  What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the sea? Bob
  •  What do you call a man with no arms and legs on a Ly Lo? Clever dick
  • What do you call Maoris on Prozac? Once were worriers. 
  • What do you call a man with a shovel on his head? Doug.
  • What do you call a man without a shovel on his head? Douglas.
  •  What do you call a man with a plank on his head? Edward.
  •  What do you call a man with 3 planks on his head? Edward Wood Wood.

 

 

 

MonsterJoke.co.uk

 

 

 

 

 Know any more 'What do you call' Jokes, let us know